Will React When Provoked

2009-05-27T23:35:00.004+08:00

YanGuang's Birthday @ CostaSands Pasir Ris 24.05.09

2009-04-13T12:40:00.017+08:00

09.04.2009 ARENA

the team gets together for more parties! happy birthday to meihui! as the policy goes that no pictures are allowed to be deleted, we apologise for the certain grotesque upcoming photos that excite you.

all hail to the brown maddness!!

next is tha monster!

here comes the boss ^^

happy birthday meihui!!!!

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12.04.2009

boss' birthday! now that sandy is the boss, nobody calls him sandy anymore. =( by the time we reached the bbq, most foods were gone. the editors were late, as usual, however they did spot a group of crazy people in the pool.

e most wtf photo of the night!!

2009-01-02T20:13:00.004+08:00

NYE 2008

2008-11-10T21:59:00.008+08:00

last but not the least, the birthday boy enqiures for his birthday present.

2008-10-25T16:41:00.008+08:00

22th oct 2008 insomia

2008-09-11T11:22:00.003+08:00

2008-08-23T00:00:00.005+08:00

13th August Sentosa!

acting cool. He's scared of water.

WAH Sibei FUN!

She lost her volley ball. Oops!

Its never an outing without ALcohol. Courtesy of Kim.

The damaged key useed to open the "bottle of life"

He stole

"give me back my (alcohol)SOul"

Hehe.

The classic adventure of eating endlessly!!

erms.

The good old trick or treat.

he was blabbering. now is his turn. GO JANICE GO!!!

Obscene WWE Action!!

And tats all folks. It was an amazing trip.

2008-08-21T00:04:00.006+08:00

THE FIGHT NIGHT( Dbl'O) -No pictures of the fight were posted-

It was all well.. so Atwell.
The ruggers and the beauty.
Her crush.
Same old Passion. Tequilla.
Brown started the tequila fever.
Yeah.
Atz and james expressing EEeekkz!!Tequila takin over jes. she was half drunk after tat
The ladies man.
lucky he's Bisexual.
Phew....

Woodlands Ring Secondary "longlost"
Woodlands ring LostLost no.2

the love.
she's so happy. can u see?
the men n the girls.
AH Fa iS FINALLY HERE!!!!! 1am in the morning.
Atz this is not "SPARKS" or Canto
The Fight StarterS!!!!
WEEEeee!!!!
ah fa took her for his own use.
brown found a new one.

New Girls joining us Next week...=) Happening Night.

2008-08-11T19:55:00.023+08:00

Team Hazardous Celebrates National Day with Singapore!

Our editor decided that we should have a potluck party at one of the cozy places around the east, for we realised that anywhere we go will be packed like tuna in a can. we had a almost full crew and special guests that night!

everyone brought great food, we had great drinks and enjoyed the games.

That is our editor, he was supposed to be slicing the carrots, he then felt that they were too god damn hard to slice that he literally murder them.

and yes, he made a mess out of them too.

mess, mess ,mess

Congrats to the Boys who passed their Corrosion Course =)

The FEASTING BEGINS

We realised thai liquor is SO MUCH cheaper and you get drunk so fast. SO WTF are we watining for?? Woohoo...

Wah kaoz. No comments.

James's son may look like Glenn.

The future Ship Reps

Mr Crab on board=)

derrick rocks too,

the game master is mr Atz

The hand.

Angkong James Showing the way to drink Nu Er HOng.

our guest- miss SUE

Atz showing how its done

husband wife.

Derrickiquetequilla

sister giving it to brother.

brownie!!!!

Miss Janice!!!! She's a regular in TH,

After 1 round , We stopped playing this game.

sarah tay.

After this, it was strip poker.

RUGBY CREED - Let no man walk anymorre.

nice picture.enough said but glen drank tequilla, wtf.
sarah n brown. brown was reali looking forward. i dun know abt sarah.haha.

Old sch nipple pinching!!

Sue so hapi.

2008-07-15T23:40:00.009+08:00

St James PowerHOUSE with Linda & friends

power ranger!!

sexy girlll...

Atz n brown begining stage

wooo.. cleavage.

The almost whole gang on saturday. Weee!!!

AH FA smiling like no tommorrow

A doing the twist

Ong lai the hulk doing the twist

All doing the twist. Brown violently took the cap away from the owner.

Ong and atz

haha. handsome la!!

a shoulder to cry on. Kim.

Woo...she's still his despite the flirting.

Kim getting it on with A

ah fa getting ripped. buttons all gone.

Babes.

Shhh!!! the boyfriends and girlfriends are not looking.

Brown getting fresh with A and linda is supportive.

The boys all over A and linda.

Atz ate the cigarette.

spot the smooching.

Gone and teased.

Boooooooo........

next gone...

Kim was like OMG.

Brown and ????

whities

never fail to have it every week.

3some

Show's over=)

2008-07-04T21:55:00.018+08:00

YING YING's birthday @ DragonFLY
28th June 2008

Brown and atz waiting for jes to get prepared

260 horse power but not 1 horse in sight

Jes is ready!!!

e cockeye

Party begins!!! Mahjong kakis

Ben , atz n brown. ben;s wide mouth.

the ladies behind are ying ying's stewardess colleagues. chio bo?

Birthday girl ying ying.

1 lovely air stewardess and 1 beautiful model mum.

Oh yes, ben is her bf.

ben's hands

Erms

KIM finally SOON JOINED US!!!!!! AT 1 am though.....

Jason too!!! woohooo...the party reali begins

omg atz u ok with it??? "sandy"

buddies.

if u think the above pic was bad.

KIM opened a bottle of XO with jason. they both deserve hugs.

Yes jason too=)

Kim checking out the msian girl.

both euqally TUA KANG!!!!

peeing

rare guest.. eric with hot girl. Eric was drinking like no tmr with Atz

Atz stealing b day girl

almost

who wants her num?

the girl atz was caught with. she stays opp his blk.

Usual brown.

Kim knows elisa too... she was gate crashing!!

brown stole the show from atz

woooo...each person has 1.

Mr Atz truthfully hard at work.

Sandy drove a convertible down!!!! to send us all home!!!

Great way to end the party... Superb!!!!

2008-06-26T14:16:00.013+08:00

St James POWER STATION!!!!!!!! Members NITE!!!!21st June '08

smokers banned

Acting yo yo..without jason n kim it aint complete

downing to get high. its a bottle of french wine JESLIN!

trying to appreciate the emptiness

YES! they were both drunk out of their skulls

By invitation only.

Who the fcuk is the gold fish blocking our angels?

5 others missing....

rare twins taking pictures

WAH SHIOK AH!!

lucky guy

Brown doing the mud yo yo

4th bottle and counting jeslin...

Lovers or haters??

Reminds us of ZOUK!

Wah high ah...

The girl behind brown was all over james

Atz copying brown

36 yrs old and still dancing endlessly...

Henessy made jes cry

Goo Goo dolls

Where is ATZ?

members only. sorry.

Brown trying to hit the record on hooking up girls..

Weeeeeeee!!! Lesbo Action

She;s so happy..emo part hasnt come.

Brown almost there. A little bit more.

Miss red popkins

Kissed and squeezed and Bua by Brown. Poor girl.

Her bf is the guy in stripe shirt behind. Wtf ? was he blind?

doing the thing. . she seems to like it. Hmm..

-Sensored-

rare guest. Huimin

erm.

James. the usual. tring to act Sandy.

Mud yo yo DAY!!!

OK. Jes had enough.

2008-06-21T01:15:00.017+08:00

The Black Party at the Green Man's House.

james geting ready for his performance.

the 2 assistant chefs

WOAH! gd ah!

prepared by Jes

The chef herself

ROCK ON!

GEEEE!!!!

explicit content

Underage audience

DESPIC!!!!

The party jus began

Appreciating wine at its best

DESPIC also CAN!!!

Fags with soya sauce. wtf.

Brown getting on it as usual

Te techno was blasting thru out the HOme party....

JASON U ROCK!!

Almost there now...
brown smahed 2 glasses on the floor. .

the road to drunkness

War story telling... lols

When there is not enuff red wine, They drank dom!!!!

Forced by Jason n brown

empty glasses everywhere. .

DOM is for pregnant ladies only. Brown finally understood that.

Half a glass on his shirt and he is still smiling

Drunkards on the spree

Sucessful gathering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHill out ZONE!

Bros for life.

Sandy and Mimi .

Look at her beautiful rebonded hair.

he needs a facial

Till death do us part.

2008-06-17T12:57:00.002+08:00

A Run to Remember
dated 11.06.07

no, not the adidas sundown. not the saf half marathon, definitely not the anlene orchard mile.

e crew wanted to meet at the saf yacht club after dinner for a nice sip of beer and e cool breeze. its practically relaxing by e sea. its cozily protected by e air base and the navy, situated right behind the runway of changi airport.

brown and mons decided that they wanted to jog there from pasir ris. their intended route, from e whole of loyang ave to the entire stretch of changi coast road, then turn into tanah merah coast road. the whole journey is estimated to be around 15km!

the duo passed ther wallets and handphones to sandy before proceeding, only carrying only 10bucks each. note from editor: for 2 persons with so much natural weight, they were almost suicidal.

atz and wife reached early for a nice dinner, sandy joined at a slight bit after 8pm. they had a little chat and a jug of beer while waiting for e jogging heros. it was at 11pm, the diner was closing and they hadn't reach. e trio thought they should go and look for them, team hazardous is full of love alright.

after turning out of e carpark, wife spotted 2 half naked men dragging their feet - 1 tall and 1 short with dangling tummies. another 20mins they were gonna finish their run! kudos to them! however, a police car was actually watching them far from behind, ready for action anytime if they had anything funny going on.

all was well, except that brown puked a few times during e run, had a couple of cramps and almost fainted.

still, they're our heros!

its a pity that there was no camera around that night.

2008-06-16T13:23:00.004+08:00

Buffet @ Fairmont. Celebrating Jason's Freedom Day!!!!
14.06.08

it started out from e fairmont, previously westin e stamford, before moving on to st james. we had a nice buffet dinner where we feast ourselves with good food while brown feast his eyes on girls.

e place where caused brown's eyes to pop because of his allergy shit towards oysters, yet he insist.

brown says he gotta train to love oysters.

sandy maintains his figure with lotsa greens.

e skinny battles with prawns.

he had at least 3 bowls of laksa, just because he found it so nice.

they just love feeding one another.

e forever camera shy monster.

and yes, she decided to go the goondu way.

atz 'bio' this girl from behind e moment she stepped into e restaurant. he couldnt take it any longer and decided to snap a picture 'with' her.

97.6fm rocks.
malaysia rnb boleh!

The drinking session after Fairmont Buffet

that night is the night we find teq sucks without salt.

sandy is not the lousiest ever.

and he wins "e grossest photo of e week"!

Happy FREEDOM DAY JASON!!!

Shit! is it my turn already??

Gawd!! is anyone looking?

The unusual face derived from excessive content os alcohol.

Its all said on the cup. a gulp.

I got tricked.

atz practising his popping before heading down to e floor.

Shy girl taking the stage of explicit content. Tequilla.

she didnt puked by e way.

watch, its half done now. scroll down to see it gone.

Acting normal.

not gonna do e "now you see it, now you dont" cliche, but its gone.
a bottle of teq, gone in 15 mins.

as e liqour got going, everybody began to pass out too.

e gay shit they love

he is fine

or maybe not.

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ST JAMES POWER STATION (the usual saturday bash)

On the podium by e way.
drunk as said.
jason Enjoying the very essence of freedom.

they want e kit, e bonnet, the everything.

gone'd

atz e big time charmer got slapped after being spotted with this unkown gone'd girl. Shan't tell u who slapped him though.

brown insisted on putting up this picture.
e wild lady that opened 2 bottles of chivas for him generously.

2008-06-11T01:17:00.001+08:00

A message for members:

Guys and gals of Team hazardous, pls visit this site regularly to show yr zest for this webbie.

Secondly, PLS give us ideas for our OUTINGS!!! List places or ideas down and we'll vote. Winner takes all, oh, i think it shud be winner gets drunk. . HEY, Its boring to see the same old ppl get drunk n GONE. Sandy or somebody noob shud get drunk out his skulls.

That'll be fun =) 1 UPZ FOR IDEAS!!

2008-06-09T00:52:00.018+08:00

ZOuk Party!!!! Citibank credit night!!!!

our saturdays are getting wilder and definitely wicked!

after e rendezvous on changi beach, we moved on to zouk last night. we had so much fun and everyone was hell dead drunk by the time we got home. well actually, we were drunk even before we were on our way to zouk.

we realised something, people who're stressed at work tend to be more violent and clownish when they had a drop too much. it was proven true by mr tay and mr tan. they loved people too, all in all last night was slapping kissy.

flirty or dirty?

weixiang decided to be obessesd with jeslin for the first time, despite they spent secondary school years together.

pretty bitches. =)

e longest husband and wife team in standing.

flirty they suppose.

atwell felt that he could win sandy in sparring after seeing e cage match with james.

he did try,

and all is well.
now that he knows he cant win sandy in sparring, he trys to win his heart.

atwell just love kissing, esp forced kissing.

when asked how it felt, he gave thumbs. he loved the forced and binding feel.

more was coming, atwell had to rest to regain his energy.

kimsoon trying to act cute by acting shy.

yep, there he went again.

BIG JAMES gettin the party started!!!!

its non alcoholic laaaa...
d everytime.

Getting at it again.

wheres no 4?

herry popping!

the standard ms sandy posing.

atwell loves everybody.

but he loves james most. period.

sandy on his signature dance.

james is our smiley bouncer. yea, he bounces.

before getting really drunk.

introducing jasmine!

camwhores!

desperado weixiang's attempt to kiss jasmine.

apparently, he gets it.

End of the day. period.

hy too! gosh!

we are happy, we are gay!

2008-06-04T23:45:00.018+08:00

Rendezvous BBQ at Changi Beach

Please click on individual pictures for clearer views. =)

2008-05-29T23:39:00.003+08:00

-TEAM HAZARDOUS 1st ANNIVESARY CAGE MATCH-

JAMES LOH (Fathers Disturber) vs JASON CHUA (Fake Nose)

This Saturday 31/05/08

TICKETS are priced at $3 for male and $2 for female. All proceddings will go to the welfare and treatment for both Fighters.

***Quick Review of 2 Heavy weight Fighters -

James Loh aka Fathers Disturber was born in 1982. A man reaching his 30s is somewhat hard to compare with the young jason Fake nose Chua. However, James has a slight upper hand as he CLAIMED to be of Wu Shu Descent that travels from CHINA, Guangzhou.

Jason Chua Fake Nose Has a History of Serious MUAY Thai Experiences. Excluding the beatings he took for disturbing a Thai Officer's sister. Alas, James Loh was found in deep anger when he was accused for judging and causing simultaneous injuries on ***'s father. However evidence wasn't concrete and he was released from prison soon after. Jason has a long history with brushing the law, ranging from illegal self - prostitution to distributing of the famous sex change Pills " Sandy".

*** Comments from members :

BROWN : " i think hard fight, becos james might fall down b4 he fight and jason might tua kang too much".

Kim: " I only interested in the nude part".

Derrick: " i support jason!!! he and me from the same family. Sandy and LULU".

Atz: " it'll be a hard fight but i will still respect the best fighter. After all, i trained them both".

Janice: " I SUPPORT MY LAO GONG!!!" even though he only tok no action!!

Jes: " I will go for a draw. Both equally Tua Kang".

Ah Fa: " From my geographic experience, i think my lancer is nicest. HUH?? we not toking abt car meh??"

***'s dad: " I wished the accused all the best against Sandy".

*******'s mum: " i hope the evil get what they derserve"

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WORDS FROM THE COMPETITORS THEMSELVES:

James aka fathers disturber Loh: " i am confident of my wushu skills, taught by my father since i was 29. It was my 30 birthday present, i feel that jason is not an easy target but he is not hard either. For me, i have the speed of an elephant. Although taken down by fellow members often, i still believe in experience. i am skilled in takwendo and karate, i was banned for masturbating in public when i was on white belt. JUST 2 WORDS FOR U FUCKERS!!!! " HELP ME!!!!!!!"

Jason aka Chua fake nose: " Although i fought in thailand, i didnt Gave my all. Now its gonna to be different. This fight is not about gender. Its for pride, its to show fat ppl not to act fit. Although i am overweight, they still call me heavy weight. In prison after i was caught for self - prostitution, i trained every day until my mouth is tired, OH no! i mean muscles. So u shud expect to see some action. Nudity is most probaly availiable. My AV Dvd can also be bought at my fan Site. "FathernSonsex.com.org" . Search for keywords :SANDY.

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By e way guys, BBQ IS CONFIRMED. all booked. jus awaiting yr payment.

2008-05-28T23:37:00.000+08:00

OFFICIAL TEAM HAZARDOUS GATHERING

Date: This Saturday ( 31/05/08)

Time: 6pm for those NONE participants

Address: Pasir Ris Park, Elias Road Besides Fisherman Village, PIT No: 41

Please note Compulsory: $20 per Head for Guys and $10 for Ladies

1) Kim soon - meet at 12am his home to go marketing

2) Jeslin - Awaiting confirmation from Janice.

3) Jason - meet at 12am at Kim soon’s home

4) Derrick - help us do setting up at 5 pm

5) Wei Xiang - meet 12am at Kim soon’s home

6) James AK - Bring liquor or go marketing with us.

7) Ah Fa - Follow Wei Xiang

8) Ah keong - Follow Wei Xiang

9) James Big - meet at 12am Kim soon’s home

10) Big Crab (Tua Zim) - meet us at Pasir ris once he finish work

11) ANYONE U THINK I MISSED OUT OR YR FRIENDS =)

Schedule: 12am – Meet at Kim soon’s home

1pm – Marketing and Marinate

2pm – Cook Bee hoon etc

3pm – Smoke and talk cock.

4pm – Gather and get ready for Party!!!!

5pm – Set Up PIT and wait for LATE COMERS TO ARRIVE!!!!!

Participants: 1) Atwell – Planner / Main Coordinator

2) James – Pick up Ladies & Heavy duty carrier

3) Brown – Assistant Marketer and Gatherer for woodlands Side Guests.

4) Derrick – Assist in marketing if possible

5) Kim Soon – Head or Marketing and HQ

6) Jeslin – Appointed booking master and Personal Assistant to Planner

7) Janice – Head of Conformation and Reminder / Disciplinary

8) James AK – Back up Driver

Reminder : Janice, please insist on taking the fees first to avoid severe late comers or last min no show participants. Transfer to yr Bank Account by Thursday LATEST!!!! Also remind all guys to bring ALCOHOL at least 1 bottle of anything. Also Please confirm their attendance so can book pit. Severe harsh persuasion may be needed on particular members.

Jeslin, please book according to Pit No upon 75% confirmation of members attending.

---------Attendance and confirmed below 75% will Cancel all bookings for Gathering on Saturday--------------

Best Regards,

Sperm
Head Of Department Planning and Activities
TEAM Hazardous