-TEAM HAZARDOUS 1st ANNIVESARY CAGE MATCH-
JAMES LOH (Fathers Disturber) vs JASON CHUA (Fake Nose)
This Saturday 31/05/08
TICKETS are priced at $3 for male and $2 for female. All proceddings will go to the welfare and treatment for both Fighters.
***Quick Review of 2 Heavy weight Fighters -
James Loh aka Fathers Disturber was born in 1982. A man reaching his 30s is somewhat hard to compare with the young jason Fake nose Chua. However, James has a slight upper hand as he CLAIMED to be of Wu Shu Descent that travels from CHINA, Guangzhou.
Jason Chua Fake Nose Has a History of Serious MUAY Thai Experiences. Excluding the beatings he took for disturbing a Thai Officer's sister. Alas, James Loh was found in deep anger when he was accused for judging and causing simultaneous injuries on ***'s father. However evidence wasn't concrete and he was released from prison soon after. Jason has a long history with brushing the law, ranging from illegal self - prostitution to distributing of the famous sex change Pills " Sandy".
*** Comments from members :
BROWN : " i think hard fight, becos james might fall down b4 he fight and jason might tua kang too much".
Kim: " I only interested in the nude part".
Derrick: " i support jason!!! he and me from the same family. Sandy and LULU".
Atz: " it'll be a hard fight but i will still respect the best fighter. After all, i trained them both".
Janice: " I SUPPORT MY LAO GONG!!!" even though he only tok no action!!
Jes: " I will go for a draw. Both equally Tua Kang".
Ah Fa: " From my geographic experience, i think my lancer is nicest. HUH?? we not toking abt car meh??"
***'s dad: " I wished the accused all the best against Sandy".
*******'s mum: " i hope the evil get what they derserve"
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WORDS FROM THE COMPETITORS THEMSELVES:
James aka fathers disturber Loh: " i am confident of my wushu skills, taught by my father since i was 29. It was my 30 birthday present, i feel that jason is not an easy target but he is not hard either. For me, i have the speed of an elephant. Although taken down by fellow members often, i still believe in experience. i am skilled in takwendo and karate, i was banned for masturbating in public when i was on white belt. JUST 2 WORDS FOR U FUCKERS!!!! " HELP ME!!!!!!!"
Jason aka Chua fake nose: " Although i fought in thailand, i didnt Gave my all. Now its gonna to be different. This fight is not about gender. Its for pride, its to show fat ppl not to act fit. Although i am overweight, they still call me heavy weight. In prison after i was caught for self - prostitution, i trained every day until my mouth is tired, OH no! i mean muscles. So u shud expect to see some action. Nudity is most probaly availiable. My AV Dvd can also be bought at my fan Site. "FathernSonsex.com.org" . Search for keywords :SANDY.
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By e way guys, BBQ IS CONFIRMED. all booked. jus awaiting yr payment.
11:39 PM
OFFICIAL TEAM HAZARDOUS GATHERING
Date: This Saturday ( 31/05/08)
Time: 6pm for those NONE participants
Address: Pasir Ris Park, Elias Road Besides Fisherman Village, PIT No: 41
Please note Compulsory: $20 per Head for Guys and $10 for Ladies
1) Kim soon - meet at 12am his home to go marketing
2) Jeslin - Awaiting confirmation from Janice.
3) Jason - meet at 12am at Kim soon’s home
4) Derrick - help us do setting up at 5 pm
5) Wei Xiang - meet 12am at Kim soon’s home
6) James AK - Bring liquor or go marketing with us.
7) Ah Fa - Follow Wei Xiang
8) Ah keong - Follow Wei Xiang
9) James Big - meet at 12am Kim soon’s home
10) Big Crab (Tua Zim) - meet us at Pasir ris once he finish work
11) ANYONE U THINK I MISSED OUT OR YR FRIENDS =)
Schedule: 12am – Meet at Kim soon’s home
1pm – Marketing and Marinate
2pm – Cook Bee hoon etc
3pm – Smoke and talk cock.
4pm – Gather and get ready for Party!!!!
5pm – Set Up PIT and wait for LATE COMERS TO ARRIVE!!!!!
Participants: 1) Atwell – Planner / Main Coordinator
2) James – Pick up Ladies & Heavy duty carrier
3) Brown – Assistant Marketer and Gatherer for woodlands Side Guests.
4) Derrick – Assist in marketing if possible
5) Kim Soon – Head or Marketing and HQ
6) Jeslin – Appointed booking master and Personal Assistant to Planner
7) Janice – Head of Conformation and Reminder / Disciplinary
8) James AK – Back up Driver
Reminder : Janice, please insist on taking the fees first to avoid severe late comers or last min no show participants. Transfer to yr Bank Account by Thursday LATEST!!!! Also remind all guys to bring ALCOHOL at least 1 bottle of anything. Also Please confirm their attendance so can book pit. Severe harsh persuasion may be needed on particular members.
Jeslin, please book according to Pit No upon 75% confirmation of members attending.
---------Attendance and confirmed below 75% will Cancel all bookings for Gathering on Saturday--------------
Best Regards,
Sperm
Head Of Department Planning and Activities
TEAM Hazardous
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